Top Ten Boring Ways that the 100th Anniversary of the Airplane is Being Celebrated
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December 26, 2003: By Dive!, #173
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10.
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President Bush watches model of Wright Brother's plane not work
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9.
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Google puts a picture of an old airplane on its front page
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8.
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History Channel runs an "Every Black and White Documentary with an Airplane In It" marathon
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7.
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News reports focus on how everyone is blaze about airplanes
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6.
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New exhibit at the Aviation Museum in Ottawa: "Let There Be Flight"
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5.
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Newspapers explain how the Wright Brothers were not physicists
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4.
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First guy to break sound barrier explains on news how he's "not bitter" NASA passed him over
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3.
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Someone else's grandmother tells me about her first flight
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2.
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Osama bin Laden wins internet poll for "Century's Worst Use of an Airplane"
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I rent three episodes of "Fantasy Island"
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Editor's Note: Me, I ate some bad food. And put on headphones.
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