Top Ten Pick-Up Lines
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October 12, 2004: By A.L. The Messiah, #193
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10.
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Do You think I'm as sexy as Mr.Spock?
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9.
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"Hey Bitch, fuck you!!!" -TangMonkey Editor
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8.
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I'll do anything to lick the polish from your toenails
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7.
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you
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6.
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Wanna play doctor? That way I can take out your appendix before it bursts and causes sepsis (taken from a show listed on my Top Ten Show's of the 90's)
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5.
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Do you take credit card?
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4.
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Do you know the fan dance?
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3.
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You're parents must have been retarded, because you really are special
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2.
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Hey, Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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1.
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Hi, I'm Mel Gibson, did you see the dingo dog that ran away with my shirt?
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