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My Man Godfrey
4.16.2003 by , every Wednesday. 
 Nathan Lane comes over every Wednesday to the house to watch a movie, or just chat with Dan.  Dan found these little chats so interesting, he decided to tape-record them and tell the world all the neat things Nathan had to say about movies and stuff.
 
 Wednesday, April 10th, cloudy
  My Man Godfrey (1936): A scatterbrained socialite hires a vagrant as a family butler...but there's more to Godfrey than meets the eye.  Starring William Powell and Carole Lombard, and directed by Gregory La Cava.
  (we are scaling a rock face in the picturesque Grand Canyon.  Nathan has a portable DVD player that he's watching as we climb.  I've seen this movie already, so I'm not watching it.)
  Nathan: It's genuinely funny!
  Dan: I don't how you can focus on that.
  Nathan: Like, by today's standards, this is genuinely funny.
  Dan:  You said that.
  (sounds of pebbles slipping, and long silence before they hit the ground)
  Nathan: This Mischa Auer fellow is wholly under-appreciated.
  Dan: I think my safety cable is hooked on something.
  Nathan: His performance as an ape is simply hysterical.
  Dan: Can you hand me the straightener?
  Nathan: It's so nice out here!
  Dan: The straightener...
  (I can hear 'Mo Money Mo Problems' in the distance.  Strange.)
  Nathan: So nice to get out of your room for a change.
  Dan: We went to Florida for two weeks.
  Nathan: Hand me the straightener?
  (it turns out I had the straightener.  I handed it to him)
  Nathan: There, think I was hooked on something.
  Dan: I need a coffee.
  Nathan: You're so spoiled.
  Dan: It's hard to breathe up here.
  Nathan: A friend of mine made you a website.
  Dan: Really?  That's so nice.
  Nathan: William Powell!!
  Dan: What's her name again?
  Nathan: He's just so much funnier than I thought!
  Dan: Isabelle?
  Nathan: Way funnier than that show you do.
  Dan: Isadore?
  Nathan: It's hard to breathe up here.
  Dan: I remember the last line of that movie...
  Nathan: "Hold still, Godfrey, this'll only take a second", right as they're getting married!  Bust-a-Gut!!
  Dan: Yeah, bust-a-gut...
  Nathan: You don't sound en--
  Dan: It's just giving up.
  Nathan: --thused.
  Dan: Don't you think?
  Nathan: Not at all, he loves her!
  Dan: Why?  Just cause she's there.
  Nathan: We're all trying, Dan.  We're all trying.
  Dan: Yeah, I know.
  Nathan: Did you ever tattle on anyone?
  Dan: Yeah, why?
  Nathan: I thought so.
  (a honking horn)
  Nathan: Ah, crap, that's Diana.  I'll see ya.
  (Nathan climbed faster than a spider out of that canyon.  But we were on a pulley system, so as he went up, I went down)
  as always, you can e-mail Nathan, to talk about movies or just chat about whatever.
  Notes:
  "We went to Florida for two weeks" - to read more about our adventures there, read 'Looney Tunes', 'Indiana Jones', or just ask Nathan yourself.
  "my friend made you a website" - it was really nice of her to do this.  You can see it here.
  
 
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