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Whilst the vast majority of this planet's fine citizens rejoice in the knowledge that Ice-Cream is Excellent, there are an ugly few, a dirty dozen, a crazy coven, who despise ice-cream's delightful flavous, dismissing it as a putrid pastime and vile vittle. These morons, these idiots, are demonic heathens not fit to share our land. They must be shunned, scorned and scoffed at; purged from our society so that they will corrupt it no longer.
In order to emphasize the pronounced contempt that the Official Ice-Cream Fan Club feels for the beasts who dismiss its most cherished delicacy, we have created this page. Listed below are the email addresses of those who have made public declarations of their anti-ice-cream affiliation. We encourage all OIFC supporters to contact each of these individuals, assaulting their demonic heritage and utter lack of taste.
For those of you who lack the skills to properly express your feelings on the matter, the Tangmonkey Group has provided a missive that you are envouraged to copy and paste into your private correspondence. Give those devil-fiends a piece 'a your mind!
The following are the contact addresses for several ice-cream haters. Please, write them today.
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